Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn't make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I'm pulling the wool over people's eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do.

The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

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