My first heartbreak was extreme. I went to Australia for 10 months when I was at school and told the girl I was madly in love with not to come out to see me - and of course, when I came back, she met me at the airport to tell me she'd met someone else.

I am a better listener than talker - but that's partly because I believe rows are often caused by saying things you haven't thought through properly.

I don't think women have ever thrown themselves at me, although I'm quite naive about these things, or was when I was available.

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