I like to have straight-up black coffee, but when you get it, sometimes you'll burn your tongue, or it spills on your hands, and you get third degree burns. I happen to be the kind of human being who doesn't want to sue coffee companies for money, so I just say, 'Hey, can you give me some coffee, but can you also give me like, eight ice cubes.'

I think there are people from every side who are allies for justice and good.

When you grow up as a minority in a majority culture, a lot of times, you're just trying to fit in.

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