I can deal with having a terrible night on stage in front a bunch of Glaswegians but not a bunch of Glaswegians and my mum and dad.

I guess the argument is you chose to be in the public eye and, therefore, you’re giving your life up for a certain level of scrutiny and you’ve got to accept that. The trade-off between being on 'Love Island' and not being on 'Love Island' is very skewed into the positive.

I have always been a comedian - that has always been my job and it is what I want to do for a long time to come.

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