I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

When I first started doing comedy years ago, I used to be the biggest Michael Richards fan. I used to love this dude. He was on a TV show called 'Fridays,' and man, he was tall and lanky - and I was tall and lanky. I love physical comedy, and he was a physical comedian, and I said, 'Man, I love this guy.'

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

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