When you write fiction, you're like a bird making a nest. You remember every little story ever told you. It's funny how things come back to you.

What I like best is a book that's at least funny once in a while. What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

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