I'm quite happy to laugh at Argentina's obsession with ham and cheese, but not, you know, delicate bits of their history.

The three of us may be reunited on screen, we may go our separate ways, or we may disappear from the television altogether and each assume a place, alone, in the corner of a pub where any unsuspecting passing drinker who strays into an exclusion zone studiously avoided by the locals will be subjected to a predictable 'I used to be on TV' routine.

I hope we're not barred from Argentina - I'd quite like to go back for another ham and cheese sandwich.

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