I'm always amazed by people who blog all the time and tweet all the time, and still get things done. I don't know how they do it.

For TV you also get those pre-interviews when researchers ask you what you're going to say. The pre-interview drives me insane. If they've already decided the outcome, why don't I just hand in an essay? Maybe if we talk we'll find something out. I'd rather just have an awkward pause.

It's good that I managed to hoodwink so many people. I am actually not that nice a person.

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