A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.

We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Haner the guitar guy, the tour manager and a writer. We laugh ourselves silly. Apparently we're going to have a road dog, a miniature pincher. It's the smallest they've ever seen. How masculine am I going to look, working with dolls and a miniature dog?

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.

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