A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down and have kids.

Childfree women are actually great assets to the planet. Our carbon footprint is smaller than a mom's! And we have enough money to write checks to organizations that help kids get vaccinations, vitamins, and educations yet have plenty of free time to advise your daughter that one day she will regret piercing her lip.

Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

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