I like dressing like I'm going on a date when I'm on stage.

Back at high school, there was this quarterback who asks me out. He's never paid attention to me before, but now we're on this date, going to see the 'Sixth Sense.' And right before the climax, he leans in - and I'm so excited, because I think we're going to French-kiss - and then he tells me the twist. He completely ruins the movie for me.

There is something to grace and deportment, but you determine that for yourself. That's something you own.

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