Back at high school, there was this quarterback who asks me out. He's never paid attention to me before, but now we're on this date, going to see the 'Sixth Sense.' And right before the climax, he leans in - and I'm so excited, because I think we're going to French-kiss - and then he tells me the twist. He completely ruins the movie for me.

A lot of people think that I'm one of the women from 'Broad City' - and I'm just not.

I got great sex education, and I always knew that if I wanted to be sexually active, I had to have safe sex.

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