There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

My first 'Daily Show' piece was pretending I had this terrible immigrant journey, so I went to talk to an immigration lawyer who would help out people, and I ran into him in Penn Station about three months after I'd gotten the green card. I said, 'I got my green card yesterday.' And he hugged me because he understood that level of relief.

I would never heckle someone. That's why I think I'm so interested in someone that would.

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