Think schnitzel, and you usually think veal or pork: pounded into tenderness, battered, and fried to a golden magnificence.

You pray for days when the crappie fishing is so relentlessly good that you're giggling like a kid and the only things you're lacking in life are another stringer and an extra hour on the water. But what do you do with that pile of freshly caught crappies spilling out of your cooler? Call your pals for a mega-fry.

Trout plus bacon is one of civilization's greatest formulas; it always equals pleasure.

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