I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.

Something I'll always remember - when I was a kid, I shook hands with Orville Wright. Forty years later, I shook hands with Neil Armstrong. The guy that invented the airplane and the guy that walked on the moon. In a lifetime, that's kinda wild when you think about it.

You've got to be an observer. And you've got to take time to listen to people, talk, to watch what they do.

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