'Guyism' wanted a daily video series. They told me they were planning on hiring a girl and then hiring someone to write all her jokes. Then they figured it would be easier just to get me, so they offered me $750 a month to do it, which turned into an offer to move to New York and do it full-time for $30,000 a year.

It is very easy to try to type cosmopolitan.com and accidentally type foxsports.com, if you just got your nails done.

My grandmother is 82, and some days she doesn't even put her teeth in.

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