I'm not a political comic at all, so it would be weird if I just turned into a preachy, sort-of political commentator.

I keep getting asked out by really young, good looking boys and really ugly lesbians. So, even if I wanted to jump onto the tuna boat, I wouldn't because I'm not getting high-class babes that I should get at this level of my career. And I always know the ugly ones are serious and that the good-looking ones are goofing on me.

I'm always proud of what I've done and what I continue to do.

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