My favorite thing in the world is a quiz show, 'University Challenge,' so you can see what kind of sad person I am.

Do you lend books and DVDs to people? If so, don't you always regret it? All my life I have forced books on to people who have subsequently forgotten all about it. Meanwhile, on my shelves sit many orphaned books loaned to me over the years by trusting, innocent souls - some as long ago as the Seventies.

I am not against marriage. I lived with someone for 11 years. But we weren't in love, and I thought that was quite important.

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