I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.'

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

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