If you can't play guitar and sing in Nashville, you might as well just be a construction worker.

I'm trying to write a TV show. Ideally it would be just a reality-TV show, getting the guy who played Eddie Winslow and Kirk Cameron to live in a house. The Jehovah's Witnesses would come to the house a lot or something like that. I kind of like the idea of Scientologists and Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses trying to convert Kirk Cameron.

I was real into Devo, Pavement, Captain Beefheart, and the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion.

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