I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.

There are no atheists in foxholes, they say, and I was a foxhole atheist for a long time. But after going through a midlife crisis and having many things change very quickly, it made me realize my mortality. And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God.

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

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