We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that. We started with a humble log house, milk cow, garden-raised our own food, killed a hog every year in the fall, and had the meat hanging up in the smokehouse - that was our childhood, me and ol' Si.

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.

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