In the '80s, when I was watching Bond films in the cinemas, Roger Moore was the man. I'll always have a soft spot for him. His Bond films were light-hearted and silly as well as action-packed. For me, this spoke volumes. It meant that, someday, maybe someone like me with a whacky sense of humour could be James Bond.

I loved the army, but it didn't really love me. I used to get into trouble because I thought outside the square.

There comes a time in every man's life when he realises he will never be James Bond.

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