For years and hundreds of thousands of miles, I drove with one knee, with the eight-track and the light dome on in the car, and a yellow pad, just writing down random ideas. I had notebooks and notebooks. The next morning, I'd go, 'Whoa, what was I thinking?' But there'd be one or two ideas that weren't that bad.

I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident.

Only thing I ever thought I'd see is a picture with me in a uniform with stripes on it and a number under my mug shot.

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