I hate how old people get in my way when I'm swimming. You're trying to get into the zone and normally, if there's someone faster than you, you get out of the way, but old people don't; they're like, you can go round me. I give a little tut when I pass them.

I try so hard to be tolerant of everyone and their choices, but people who harm pets or support factory farming have an enemy in me.

It sounds like a brag but I've got a separate room in my flat just for unread books; I don't let my read books touch my unread books.

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