I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

I came to office promising major ethics reform to end the culture of self-dealing. And today, that ethics reform is a law. While I was at it, I got rid of a few things in the governor's office that I didn't believe our citizens should have to pay for. That luxury jet was over-the-top. I put it on eBay.

I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities.

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