I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.

People say, 'Oh, you're doing the job of journalists.' I think it's very important to note that we can't do our job without journalists. Journalists can do their job without late-night comedians. They'd be just fine without us. But we, of course, use their work every day to build our pieces.

The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.

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