Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game.

There's very little you could do to prepare to be a correspondent on 'The Daily Show,' because it's not being a journalist, it's not being an actor. It involves elements of both of those things, but they're not required necessarily as job experience. It's helpful if you know how to improvise, but again, not a requirement.

I tend not to be someone who's on all the time, or is always trying to make other people laugh.

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