When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me.

I've run into people in my life who were so dramatic; people who are so extreme and so frustrating to be around that you end up thinking about them and talking about them for literally years after your experience with them is over. I've had that happen to me, and I've seen it happen to other people. I find it fascinating.

I never thought much about success early on. I only thought about being a comedian - or just being in show business, is really more accurate.

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