I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron.

The first thought that I had about really trying to get sober was, 'Man, I could do a lot of good in the world. I can lead by example and just be this heroic recovery guy.' And that's just a bad reason to get sober. You can't get sober for anybody's benefit, let alone the world at large. You really got to do it for yourself.

Abuse yourself all you want - just leave animals out of it. Don't wear fur.

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