The thing is, relationships never work out... until they do. You learn a lot from relationships that don't work out.

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.

When relationships don't work out, it doesn't mean you're a bad person, it just means you weren't meant to be together.

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