When I give speeches at college, I don't tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take the path less traveled.

Obviously, I love Japanese food. My favorite TV show of all time, without exception, is 'Iron Chef.' Not the stupid American version; 'Iron Chef' Japanese; the real one, the one that was on in Japan... my DVR for years was set to record almost every single 'Iron Chef' episode.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

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