To me, in life, if there's, like, a rule, and I think it's ridiculous, then of course I'll circumvent that but also point out how ridiculous the rule is. Other than that, if I go to a concert, and my seat is Row G, Seat 12, I'm sitting in Row G, Seat 12. I don't care if I'm with five other friends, I'm supposed to be in Seat 12, that's my seat.

I remember, when I was a kid, my summers were pretty much running around, riding your bike, and then complaining about you were bored.

I tried snowboarding, and that scared the hell out of me.

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