When I was five years old, I auditioned for the role of 'Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.'

Over the years, I learned that in my career, unlike in life, sometimes my wheelchair is its own automatic door opener. I was able to win the OWN competition by applying one simple principle: be funny, and admit you suck before anyone else can call you out on it. In other words, make the narrative of your failure a comedy.

The only two characters I can play convincingly are myself and a dumber and sweeter version of myself.

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