I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15.

Comedians paint ourselves into corners all the time, and tastes in comedy change. The guy in 'The Hangover' was a really fun character to do, and it was easy to do. But you have to find other things because audiences will let you do that for a little bit, and then they're like, 'What else do you have for us, monkey?'

I can get away with anything. But when I try to be sincere, people just roll their eyes.

Zach Galifianakis Quotes