The thing about owls is that they do sort of have this facial disc, which is unlike any other bird. They kind of have a face, more than like a dog or a giraffe. They have this weird, alien face that you can actually make expressive.
— Zack Snyder
Bad stories are written about me because the press knows they can make me into a weeping dog and few people will object.
— Yoko Ono
Quarreling over food and drink, having neither scruples nor shame, not knowing right from wrong, not trying to avoid death or injury, not fearful of greater strength or of greater numbers, greedily aware only of food and drink - such is the bravery of the dog and boar.
— Xun Kuang
I've never been without a dog. I've made trips across the country with a dog.
— William Shatner
But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?
— William Butler Yeats
You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.
— Will Estes
I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
— Whitney M. Young
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
— Wendy Liebman
No matter how you're feeling, a little dog gunna love you.
— Waka Flocka Flame
Without a dog, no one will listen to your opinions for more than a few minutes without interrupting to tell you their opinions, which you won't find nearly as interesting.
— W. Bruce Cameron
I've read that an average dog possesses a vocabulary of 200-300 words, which is enough for him to have his own Twitter account.
A lot of people think I am the one to turn to for dog behavior issues. I'm not. All you have to do is meet Tucker; you'll know that I'm not an expert at training dogs.
The loneliest, most down-on-his-luck person can have a dog who adores him. The most bitter, sour person can light up with joy when he sees his dog. It is magical, and as 'The Dog Master' reveals, it is biological - we evolved together.
My dog's name is Tucker, and his DNA is unidentifiable and suspect.
I didn't have any role models really. My best friend was a dog. My mum and dad saved a dog from the gutter and that dog was my brother before Jesse was born. Sami was his name and he was my role model.
— Ville Valo
I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in.
— Uta Hagen
No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
— Tucker Max
If you stop and think about who was in the 'Lassie' movies, it's difficult to think who was in them, apart from Elizabeth Taylor. You remember the dog, not the people! So if you're going to be in a movie, and it's called 'Gremlins', it's going to be about Gremlins, and what people are going to remember are the Gremlins.
— Zach Galligan
I don't have any conversations where I'm not talking about my dog.
— Y'lan Noel
I have a simple plan to solve the economic crisis. Give every American a $100 credit to the dog track of their choice. I have found the puppies to be a reliable source of income with a consistent rate of return.
— Willie Geist
Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him.
— William Shakespeare
Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water.
— Will Steger
I've always been an animal lover. I've grown up with dogs my whole life. I think that is what helped me get the role on 'Lassie', I was comfortable around the dog, where many of the kids were afraid or intimidated by Lassie.
I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.
— Whitey Herzog
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
— Warren Bennis
Men have been found to deny woman intellect; they have credited her with instinct, with intuition, with a capacity to correlate cause and effect much as a dog connects its collar with a walk.
— W. L. George
Without a dog, you'd never have anyone demonstrate how important it is to stop every day and smell the roses... and then lift your leg on them.
Most of what happens in the world is far beyond a dog's comprehension, so they must turn to their faith in us to help them navigate life's treacheries. Don't we, also, have unanswerable questions about the vagaries of modern existence for which the answer is beyond human grasp, so that only our faith can guide us?
When we adopt a dog or any pet, we know it is going to end with us having to say goodbye, but we still do it. And we do it for a very good reason: They bring so much joy and optimism and happiness. They attack every moment of every day with that attitude.
I read that all dogs have wolf DNA in them, which seemed preposterous because my dog, Tucker, is... afraid of plastic bags blowing in the wind. I thought, 'How can Tucker have wolf in him? How can this be?' So I started researching it.
That's the joy of having a dog. You have to walk them no matter how awful you feel.
— Vogue Williams
I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.
— Victoria Pratt
I don't think there's anything wrong with a hot dog or other convenience foods, as long as they're balanced with fresh vegetables. It's hard to ignore 95 percent of the grocery store.
— Tyler Florence
I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
— Tre Cool
My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.
— Yul Vazquez
We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat.
— Yannick Noah
At the time my dog had a fungus on her chest that wouldn't heal and resisted treatment. I made an ointment with our product and it cleared up in two days. She lived to 17 years.
— William Standish Knowles
A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.
— William Kunstler
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
— Will Rogers
I have quit chewing tobacco and don't touch any lager beer, and I don't speak to the girls at all. I am getting to be a perfect hermit; my fiddle, my dog, and my gun I almost worship.
— Wild Bill Hickok
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
I'm so tired of stories starting, 'Maud Jones was walking her dog down Broadway.' You've got to go over to the back page somewhere to finally find out the damn dog was run over by a truck. Get the thing told, for heaven's sake. Everybody doesn't have to be an O. Henry.
— Walter Cronkite
Without a dog, you'll be without at least one creature who thinks you are the smartest, most decent and heroic human being on the planet.
Without a dog, I would have tassels on my throw pillows instead of little stubs of yarn that look like small worms. The pillows seem to function just fine without the tassels, so perhaps it isn't a problem.
When you adopt a dog, you have a lot of very good days and one very bad day.
I see dog stories as an antidote to the dire news that nothing is ever going to get better.
I was riding my mountain bike in Colorado, and I met a dog who reminded me so much of my very first dog in the way she interacted with me, looked at me, and wagged her tail that I rode away convinced I'd just very possibly met the reincarnated version of my long lost friend.
From my point of view, I'm a totally normal person! Really! I have a family. I have kids. I have a house... I don't have a dog.
— Vincent Cassel
I was working like a dog as a housekeeper, barista, nanny, cook, so I could save enough money to really sit with my instruments. Whenever I had 20 minutes, I would practice a new chord or write a new verse.
— Valerie June
There's the conforming 9-to-5-lifestyle thing. Then there's, like, settling down, trying to find a balance in a relationship sense, or having a dog and having a house. All these things, like, they're not really gonna make you happy.
— Ty Segall
