The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.
— James Thurber
I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot.
— James Spader
Well, I'm pretty domestic actually. I walk my dog. I go grocery shopping. I hang out with friends. I'm pretty normal, whatever normal is, on my off time.
— James Iha
Scooby's the greatest cartoon character ever. He isn't cute like Mickey or smart like Bugs or fearless like Woody and Buzz - he's a talking dog who's more human than I am. It's his humanity and imperfections that make him special.
— James Gunn
I like to take my dog on the road. He stays up front; he likes it there.
— Jake Owen
My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things.
— Jacqueline Bisset
I'm the little dog who goes the wrong way - under the hoop.
— Jack Levine
I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter.
— Izabella Scorupco
When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
— Ingrid Newkirk
'Iggy' was my dog - he was named after Iggy Pop - and 'Azalea' is the street where I grew up; together, they have the right amount of syllables to make the perfect name.
— Iggy Azalea
Acting is a very big part of what human beings do. A dog is always a dog, but we're always changing.
— Ian Mckellen
When I'm training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He's my buddy, and I want to make training fun.
— Ian Dunbar
On 'Downsizing,' I had a trailer, and I got to bring my dog to work, and I thought, 'I've made it: I'm bringing my dog to work.'
— Hong Chau
My relaxation has always been my animals - going to the dog park with them, going to the beach.
— Hilary Swank
The dog is the god of frolic.
— Henry Ward Beecher
Every dog is a lion at home.
— Henry George Bohn
My dog wants the entrepreneurial community to know how thankful she is for the fact that she gets to go out. She has heard more pitches than probably much of the world.
— Heidi Roizen
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
Animals are a continuous source of inspiration and wonder to me. I would love to play a dog.
— James Ransone
A shepherd may be a very able, trusty, and good shepherd, without a sweetheart - better, perhaps, than with one. But what is he without his dog?
— James Hogg
I was frustrated as a child when I had to use a vacuum. It had a screaming noise and the smell of stale dog and a lack of performance.
— James Dyson
I grew up with both cats and dogs. I love dogs. But I'd want a big dog, and I'd like to have a yard before I get one.
— Jake McDorman
Every now and then I get angry, but fortunately, when I do, it's like watching a little dog try to attack something - it's something I'm not very good at.
— Jack McBrayer
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?
— Jack LaLanne
I named my dog 'Messi' because Messi is the best in the world, and so is my dog.
— Isco
I take my dog to the vet a lot because he's old and sick, and I always step on the scale when I'm there. Let's just say shirts that were once button-able are no longer. I'm constantly being roasted by my wife.
— Ike Barinholtz
There is nothing I will miss about Japanese baseball. Off the field, I will miss my dog.
— Ichiro Suzuki
There's a wonderful woodland, spiritual song I wrote in Undercliff in Lyme Regis, and I used to walk up there with my dog and always come back with an idea.
— Ian Gillan
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
— Humphrey Bogart
I like to be very simple in my lifestyle. My only extravagance is... I buy lots of toys and meats for my dog.
The eldest and biggest of the litter was a dog cub, and when he drew his first breath he was less than five inches long from his nose to where his tail joined his back-bone.
— Henry Williamson
I figured out that I could think of my childhood dog that had died, and I could bring myself to tears. So I used that poor dead dog for several years until it just didn't work anymore, and I had to find something else.
— Henry Thomas
You know, I got the third most uninsured district in the whole state of Texas, probably number nine in the whole country. As a Blue Dog, I'm also looking at the cost. So, I have got a very unique district.
— Henry Cuellar
Yeah, 'Feed the Dog' is just a really fun, teenage movie with Nat Wolff and Selena Gomez and all these other great people. It's just so silly-funny, and my character's super-fun.
— Heather Graham
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
I think anybody who says they don't care about being liked is lying. I care if my dog waves its tail when I come home. But you're not going to make everybody happy.
— James P. Gorman
Without the shepherd's dog, the whole of the open mountainous land in Scotland would not be worth a sixpence.
Sports happen in dog years.
— Jalen Rose
My favorite way to unwind is to go for a walk with my husband and the dog at the end of the working day, then we go to our local health club for a swim and to sit by the pool and read for a while.
— Jacqueline Winspear
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
— Jack London
I will always do what I can to help others, but when I retire, I want to be a dad and a husband. I want a house and a dog in the yard. I want to have barbecues.
— J. J. Watt
I don't have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else's dog.
I like video games. I like tech. I like travel. I like my dog. I like food. I'm like, 'That's what I'm going to focus on.'
— iJustine
Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain't going to accept nothing but a winner.
— Ice Cube
You don't train a dog in a training hall, jerking his neck or even giving him food treats. You train him using life rewards.
It makes one sad to see the sell-out of President Fox; really, it makes one sad. How sad that the president of a people like the Mexicans lets himself become the puppy dog of the empire.
— Hugo Chavez
My health is important to me. I run with my dog, twice or three times a week.
— Honeysuckle Weeks
The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.
I have removed the spleen from a dog, from cats, and rabbits. In all cases, the animals survived the operation and did not appear to be in the least affected by the absence of the organ.
— Henry Gray
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
— Henny Youngman
