I've been writing on my own. It's like Roger Miller used to say, every now and then, like a dog having puppies, you have to crawl under the house and do it yourself.
— Travis Tritt
The problem of online identity is expressed best in an old 'New Yorker' cartoon with a picture of a dog next to a computer, and the dog says, 'No one online knows you're a dog.'
— Toomas Hendrik Ilves
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
— Tommy Cooper
You learn a lot about America when you own a pit bull. You learn not just who likes your dog; you learn what kind of person likes your dog - and what kind of person fears him.
— Tom Junod
On the one hand, I want to go off and live in the desert with my dog and sculpt things out of adobe.
— Tom Ford
My dog's a gentleman.
— Todd Phillips
I'm a dog person, but I don't have a pet.
— Timothy Simons
There are several ways we can know what a dog, a bird or, indeed, any other organism can see, for example either by looking at the structure of the eye and comparing it with other species, or by behavioural tests.
— Tim Birkhead
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
— Thornton Wilder
Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.
— Terry Pratchett
Each training camp I take a dog with me, when I'm running I take the dog with me. It gives me that extra inspiration and push.
— Terence Crawford
I get up when I feel like getting up. That's the deal I've made with myself: I can stay in bed as long as my dog's bladder holds. The other half of that deal is that once the dog is walked, the very next thing I do is write. It's mechanical. It's programming, very nearly brainwashing.
— Tara Westover
Spay or neuter your dog or cat so our shelters don't fill at inexorable rates.
— Suzy Shuster
Dog parks are more cliquish than any other human gathering with the possible exception of seventh grade. Deal with it.
— Susan Orlean
One of my favorite workouts to do with my girlfriends is yoga. We are equally impatient with our yoga. We are those people who are sweating in the back, and we'll be in downward dog giggling and looking at each other. And I know what we're all thinking: What are we going to order for dinner afterward?
— Summer Sanders
Bees are easier to keep than a dog or a cat. They are more interesting than gerbils. They can be kept anywhere.
— Sue Hubbell
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
— Steven Wright
I must say, I've been in the studio with Jay Z, dog... I thought the freestyle thing was a myth. But, bro!
— Travis Scott
As a very small boy, my passion was nature, and I had pets - cats, a dog and a bunny rabbit - and I wrote a very small book called 'My Pets,' filled with their photographs and a discussion about my pets and how much I loved them... That was my first book.
— Tony Buzan
I bark my voice out through a closed throat, pretty much. It's more, perhaps, like a dog in some ways. It does have its limitations, but I'm learning different ways to keep it alive.
— Tom Waits
The pit bull is not a breed but a conglomeration of traits, and those traits are reshaping what we think of as the American dog, which is to say the American mutt.
In one way or another, President Obama's critics will dog him all the way to Oslo for the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony, and even his admirers will continue to have doubts about his accomplishments if not his promise.
— Tom Brokaw
If I stayed in Florida, I would have a house and a dog and a partner. And, honestly, I was so bored.
— Tituss Burgess
If there is a less likely sight on this earth than Clint Dempsey, the Texas trailer-park kid, doing downward-facing dog poses, or the stalwart Michael Bradley deep breathing through a tree pose, I have yet to see it.
— Tim Howard
I don't want any dog to be put down.
— Tila Tequila
You can teach an old dog new tricks, and this old dog wants to learn.
— Thomas P. O'Neill
I love doing great entertainment, but I like the joke to be on me. I don't want to take advantage of some poor person and dog 'em out and let the chips fall.
— Terry Crews
When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef's dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius!
— Ted Allen
I mask every single day. I mask every morning - since I was 27 years old. I don't care the brand: it can be from the drugstore or high end. I can be walking my dog in the mask scaring children and people off, but it's my routine that I commit to every single day.
— Tamron Hall
Sense of smell, of course, is only one of those dog qualities that can't be replicated or improved upon. I've been researching dogs in warfare for my book about 'Rin Tin Tin,' and I've read many accounts of their heroics: carrying messages through battle, alerting troops to enemy planes, and even parachuting behind enemy lines.
I grew up surrounded by two farms and their fields. My earliest memories are of our mongrel dog running around and cows looking in the window while we ate our tea.
— Suranne Jones
I have an old dog named Lily, and she's a black lab.
— Sue Monk Kidd
In 1980 I was attacked by a dog in Spain and was temporarily blinded in one eye - I thought it would end my tennis career.
— Sue Barker
All through the kind of late '80s and '90s, every A&R record company man was saying, 'Now what we want is another record like 'Back in the High Life.' And, of course, that's not the way to make music at all. That's the tail wagging the dog.
— Steve Winwood
The best thing I ever bought is my dog Stitch. He's the best friend & companion.
— Travie McCoy
Yeah, dog was this man's best friend, for sure.
— Tommy Rettig
It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.
— Tom Sizemore
When a cocker spaniel bites, it does so as a member of its species; it is never anything but a dog. When a pit bull bites, it does so as a member of its breed. A pit bull is never anything but a pit bull.
We were empty nesters, our last-born child having departed for Duke. Meredith decided we needed a dog to fill the vacuum. She heard about a litter in Colorado sired by Chopper, the legendary avalanche dog at the top of Aspen Mountain.
In most states, it's more difficult to get a license for your dog than it is to buy a big cat. Right now, there are more tigers in the state of Texas than in all of India.
— Tippi Hedren
I'm an old dog; I don't get too excited. I don't get caught up in all the mass hysteria.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
— Thorstein Veblen
I have a dog whose name is Banquo.
— Theresa Rebeck
One thing about Italians is you can't let them in your head. They're inquisitive. The English and Germans are a dog tribe; the Italians are cats. They're very helpful, but it's in their own rhythm, their own way, and it can drive you crazy.
— Terence Trent D'Arby
I converse with my dog through ESP.
— Taylor Caldwell
I heard one story about an octopus in a home tank who would get out, cruise around the house, take knick-knacks, and drag them back to its tank. Like a dog! They're so smart that there are octopus enrichment handbooks so you don't bore your octopus. I've seen them play with Legos, Mr. Potato Head, you name it!
— Sy Montgomery
In an interesting inversion of status, the reigning breed in the dog park these days is the really-oddball-unidentifiable-mixed-breed-mutt-found-wandering-the-street or its equivalent. The stranger the mutt the better; the more peculiar the circumstance of it coming into your life, the better.
We take things to remind us of home. I think my favourite is a stuffed dog that was homemade from a picture of my little Jack Russell terrier.
— Sunita Williams
For me, writing a novel goes on for years, and the solitude goes on, too. It tends to swallow me at times. I know it's a problem when my husband sends the dog in to retrieve me.
Controversy seems to be a by-product of what I do, rather like offence is the by-product of a dog urinating on the pavement. It just happens.
— Stewart Lee
