Macho does not prove mucho.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
— Zooey Deschanel
From my perspective, probably women are won over by people who are sweet and respectful and courteous and kind and funny. I think those are the things that win women over.
I've been fascinated by the Internet from the very start. In 2001, I had made a funny black-and-white film called 'How to Dance Properly,' a short video of me dancing to a Madonna song. I sent it to 17 of my friends on a Thursday, and by Monday, one million people a day were logging on to view it.
— Ze Frank
I know it sounds funny coming from me, 'cause I produced it, but that's one of my favorite bodies of work. That's what 'Beast Mode' was when it came out and still is.
— Zaytoven
It's funny how quickly human beings adapt.
— Zal Batmanglij
It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange.
— Zadie Smith
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
— Zach Galifianakis
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
Over the years, I learned that in my career, unlike in life, sometimes my wheelchair is its own automatic door opener. I was able to win the OWN competition by applying one simple principle: be funny, and admit you suck before anyone else can call you out on it. In other words, make the narrative of your failure a comedy.
— Zach Anner
It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.
— Yvette Nicole Brown
Censorship no longer works by hiding information from you; censorship works by flooding you with immense amounts of misinformation, of irrelevant information, of funny cat videos, until you're just unable to focus.
— Yuval Noah Harari
Being extremely honest is quite funny. But there's no recipe or concept that I can bring up that fully defines what we find humorous. It's instinctive.
— Yorgos Lanthimos
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
— Yogi Berra
'Vicky Donor' proved that the audience was waiting for well-scripted funny films.
— Yami Gautam
Earl Hebner used to call me 'Tiger,' so I went with the last name Woods because I thought it was funny. I'm a huge fan of X-Men and, just, intelligence in general, and the leader in charge is named Prof. Charles Xavier. I took Xavier from him and put together the two names.
— Xavier Woods
We have a funny sort of love/hate relationship with critics because, unfortunately, in the art/commerce dance that we do, they drive people to the restaurant. Regardless of sometimes how well we prepare the food, if people don't know that we're out there, if someone isn't talking about us, you guys aren't coming.
— Wylie Dufresne
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
I think the best comedic actors don't play it for comedy, they play it for reality. Then you find it funny because it's real. Playing the genre is the worst thing you can do - it's embarrassing.
I really like funny women. I'm drawn to women like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig, Amy Schumer. They're writers, they're producers, they're actresses. They're brilliant, funny, excellent women.
— Zoe Foster Blake
What's so funny about cats is that they have this kind of aloof, superior vibe to them. Even if you love them, they are unpredictable. Dogs are more social, and the way that they attach and bond to us is much more human.
I prefer to avoid the phrase 'strong women' when talking about female characters and the lack thereof or the need therefore, because it's not about being strong, it's also about being vulnerable, funny etc.
— Zawe Ashton
It's funny how you never know who you're going to share your life with.
You know, I've just always been sort of goofy and kind of gone with it. I actually usually work more in drama, but I have been floating back and forth with comedy, and somehow they keep giving me jobs in comedy, so I guess there's something funny about me.
— Zachary Knighton
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
I had a very funny family.
— Zach Braff
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
— Zac Efron
I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.
It's funny, because I've never thought of myself as a Hispanic actor, like in 'American Gangster,' I'm playing an Italian. I've always been fortunate enough to have been allowed to play all these diverse roles.
— Yul Vazquez
I don't mean to be funny.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.
— Yakov Smirnoff
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
What's nice about a lot of Wes Anderson's films is that there's a patience to it. I think that patience brings out a lot more funny things that you would miss otherwise if you just had to make quick cuts and keep the pace, whatever that pace is that bigger budget comedies have to have.
— Wyatt Cenac
It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
— Zora Neale Hurston
I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me.
Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.
— Zedd
At home in my room, I'm funny, but if I'm commissioned to be that, I don't feel very funny.
— Zazie Beetz
I think there's still a feeling within society, entertainment aside, that women are less funny than men.
Novels are not about expressing yourself, they're about something beautiful, funny, clever and organic. Self-expression? Go and ring a bell in a yard if you want to express yourself.
It's funny; I think I'm at a level of recognizability - is that even a word? - where it's just really nice. I think when people are really famous, it can be hard for them because they feel like it's an invasion. But for me, it's just a few times every day when someone will say something sweet and validating, and it's just the best.
— Zach Woods
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.
When people think of me, I want them to think of a travel show host who's really funny and good at his job, and I think eventually the CP won't even play into it, or at least that's the goal.
When it comes to black female comedians, it's like, if you're not overweight, are you funny? There's rules, like, you can't be skinny and pretty and funny. I'm all three, sorry to break it to you.
— Yvonne Orji
There is a saying that if you get something for free, you should know that you're the product. It was never more true than in the case of Facebook and Gmail and YouTube. You get free social-media services, and you get free funny cat videos. In exchange, you give up the most valuable asset you have, which is your personal data.
With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.
— Young Jeezy
I never said most of the things I said.
Scenes change all the time. Scenes will change while you're shooting them, and you just have to roll with it 'cause that's what makes it funny. It's not being stuck in your character and how you're gonna do something, but to react to other people and to really have a real-life conversation.
— Yara Shahidi
After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
It's a funny thing, but it's often overlooked that I'm a huge devout lover of French cooking. I have the utmost respect for them, though they have lost their respect for me because they think the way I cook is nutty.
