I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
— Mae West
My youngest sister does not like tennis at all, and she'll be the first one to tell you that, which I find pretty funny.
— Madison Keys
I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile.
— Madeleine Stowe
I think the amazing thing about 'Twin Peaks' was that it completely changed television from that point forward. It showed everyone that you can just sit really quiet with storylines and characters. It can be scary, it can be uncomfortable, it can be weirdly funny.
— Madchen Amick
I don't necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it's funny to do. I think the darker the better, but it's whatever my girlfriend Kiera has in her purse.
— Mac DeMarco
Over the years, it's funny: my guys will tell you and anyone that I have a problem not giving 100 percent. Because there are some nights where I probably shouldn't actually say everything or do everything I think I should do.
— Lzzy Hale
My strips are not always funny, and they can be pretty grim at times, and I know I lose readers because of it, but I can't do anything about it - my work is very much connected to something I need to do in order to feel stable.
— Lynda Barry
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
— Lyn Nofziger
I have a crush on Steve Tyler. He's funny, he rocks, and has a voice like a god. There is another one who I have discovered can sing. I should try and make an album with him... it's Barack Obama!
— Lulu
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
— Luke Wilson
I like to be funny and make a girl laugh.
— Luke James
I wake up every day and look at my own ugly mug in the mirror and don't think twice about it. The fact that other people might want to look at me still feels funny. It's flattering, but funny.
— Luke Bracey
Game design is a funny thing. There are people out there who are really good at it, but it's not clear that they can teach it. It's a very intuitive process. It's an art.
— Luis von Ahn
We want to ascribe a kind of tragic grimness to people, but people are funny.
— Luis Alberto Urrea
As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far.
— Lucy Punch
I always find it funny when I watch actors talking about, 'I chose to do this part.' A lot of times it's 'you're lucky to get the job.' We're like, 'Thank you so much.'
Four months after we released 'I Don't Want to Be Funny Anymore,' the album came out on EggHunt. Three months after that, we officially signed with Matador. That's not a very long time: half a year between the first flood and the final signing.
— Lucy Dacus
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone.
— Madhur Bhandarkar
Michael is a funny character, for whom I have a great deal of affection. He sat across his desk and seemed to be a bit of a blunt fellow. We began talking about the characters and he opened up about his vision.
I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. It's funny - people ask me that, and I don't know what to tell them.
— Mackenzie Rosman
Being a solo artist in general can be incredibly lonely. It's funny how often the bigger you get sometimes, the lonelier you feel.
— Mabel
Funny enough though, despite what Donald Trump has to say and the way African-American people are portrayed so often in media, African-American people can have a leaning to be very conservative.
— Lynn Whitfield
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
People use the guise of art, and artistic expression, to do all kinds of hateful things. It's like Trump and everybody else using the guise of humor to say hateful things, the excuse being, 'I was just being funny.'
— Luvvie Ajayi
My mother and my father are both very funny people, and they're both artistic in their own right. Oftentimes, we get very dramatic about things, but we also laugh really hard.
— Lulu Wang
This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.
— Luke Treadaway
One funny thing is, though, I wear my watch on my right hand and I'm actually right-handed. People always wonder why - I don't know myself, I've just always done it that way and I like it the way a good watch fits on my right wrist.
— Luke Evans
I really like 'Passion of the Christ.' I like that movie. I also like 'We Were Soldiers,' and 'Braveheart.' And 'Napoleon Dynamite' - that movie was funny.
— Luke Benward
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
— Luis Bunuel
It's funny how human beings are so entertained by crimes.
— Ludivine Sagnier
I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
— Lucy Liu
I will say it is funny that writing a song about not wanting to entertain people is what got me a career in entertainment.
I have a funny relationship with religion. I'm a big believer in ritualistic behavior as long as it doesn't hurt anybody. But I'm not a big fan of rules. And yet, we cannot live in a world without order.
— Madonna Ciccone
I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy.
— Madeline Kahn
I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.
— Maddie Ziegler
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
— Macaulay Culkin
It's funny: I've seen a lot of the rock attitude come into play in the rap world, where it's like they're angry, or there's this defiance going on, and there's a lot of danger, and it's actually really encouraging; they're opening the door for us to kind of move on in again.
It's not hard for me to be funny in front of people, but most of that is just horrified nerves taking the form of what makes people laugh, and afterwards I'd always feel dreadfully depressed, kind of self-induced bi-polar disorder.
I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
It's so funny, you go to acting school thinking you're going to learn how to be other people, but really it taught me how to be myself. Because it's in understanding yourself deeply that you can lend yourself to another person's circumstances and another person's experience.
— Lupita Nyong'o
There have been moments where I laughed at my own family's culture, though it's hard to separate out whether something funny is cultural, or just my grandma specifically.
My mom is, like, my biggest fan of my fight world, which is funny 'cause you'd think it'd be the opposite.
— Luke Rockhold
You get weird, funny requests on Twitter. With our fan club, I was seeing a lot of fans were having some issue with the way the fan club tickets were being handled in one of the shows. So I was able to correspond with that fan, and be like, 'Listen, we'll be on it.'
— Luke Bryan
I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart.
We're all funny. Humor unites us.
It's funny because I remember when I came to the U.S. with 'Swimming Pool,' the movie did well, and it was great box office for a French movie, but I remember I was a bit upset because all people talked to me about was the nudity.
Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but.
I was the funny one in my group; there was a lot pressure to be responsible for everyone's happiness. I didn't like watching other friends of mine be called the 'pretty one' or the 'smart one.' That had no depth, and it didn't match how I knew them.
