I always dreamed of being an entertainer. So, my whole life to some extent, or from the age that I can remember onwards, I knew I was going to have to make some sort of attempt at being noticed for being funny.
— Lil Dicky
The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person.
— Liev Schreiber
I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them.
— Liam Hemsworth
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
— Lewis Mumford
When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.
— Lewis Black
It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'
I've seen pretty much all the 'Peter Pan's except for one of the further back ones where the boy had curly hair. I can't remember. I really loved the 2003 version. I really loved that one because that was around the year I was born. That's quite funny.
— Levi Miller
As far as my personality, my friends and family know I'm crazy! I love to have fun; I'm bubbly. People say I'm funny but I don't know that I'm funny: I don't try to be funny and tell jokes and stuff like that, but I always got something slick to say.
— LeToya Luckett
I've always surrounded myself with funny people.
— Leslie Mann
Bill Murray was just so funny to me - there wasn't anything spooking him.
— Leslie Jones
My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.
I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.
— Leslie Fiedler
I know it sounds funny, but every time I have a disaster in the kitchen, it knocks my confidence level a little bit more, and I feel annoyed with myself that I can't do better.
— Lesley Nicol
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
— Les Dawson
Shakespeare wrote great plays that we're still watching all these years later. Charlie Chaplin made great comedies and they are still as funny today as they ever were.
— Leonard Maltin
The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the book, are very passionate. It's funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up 'Cinna' signs.
— Lenny Kravitz
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
— Lenny Bruce
I'm a funny guy. I want people to laugh. I laugh at myself, I make fun of myself. But at the end of the day everything that I say has a message in it.
— Lil B
It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.
— Liam Neeson
There are only two kinds of people who are successful at this social media thing: those who are funny and those who get real.
— Lexi Alexander
As funny as some photos can be, think twice about allowing yourself to be tagged in questionable photos.
— Lewis Howes
Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
We made satires of everything - news broadcasts and TV shows that we watched. When I look at them now, they are totally amateurish, but I find it quite remarkable that we were so skeptical of the world! My parents watched them and thought they were funny; they really encouraged us.
— Lev Yilmaz
Before the Kennedys were elected, there had been older Presidents. Then here was this devastatingly attractive young couple with two beautiful children. They were so intelligent, graceful, gracious and funny. They enjoyed life so much. That's what caught America's eye.
— Letitia Baldrige
I didn't think I was a humorless shrew in 'Knocked Up.' I think the women are just as funny as the men are in that movie.
I just knew that I was funny, and I knew that it was just a matter of time. I didn't know what was going to actually happen - this is definitely way bigger than I thought - but I knew there was no way I was going to be that funny, and nobody was going to notice it.
It's kind of funny that I've been branded as the empathy lady when, really, what I'm doing is questioning and interrogating empathy.
— Leslie Jamison
Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.
Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub, so it's kind of fun to get down and rehearse new things, and also rethink some of the older songs, how we're going to do them.
— Lesley Gore
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.
— Leo Howard
I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?
When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
I have Slavic fat pads that make me look like a chipmunk and arched predatory eyebrows. With that, you're not going to get funny. That's why I play so many bad guys.
I don't think I'm funny.
The criminalization of file sharing is pathetic. It's so pathetic, it's almost funny. Imagine if the radio people would have lobbied for a federal law enforcement agency to raid all homes for illegal transmissions of moving picture experiments in order to stop the invention of television. It's ludicrous.
Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.
Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
I trust God's timing. I'm a very spiritual person, and a lot of times, we want things on our time, and we come up with our own plans of what we want to do with our lives, but God be like, 'Haha, you're funny. That's cute. Anyways, this is what you're going to do,' and I've learned to just sit back.
I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you'd want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn't laugh, you were in trouble!
— Leslie Nielsen
Megan Fox is so funny.
There was a time where I knew I was as funny as many dudes, but I had people telling me, 'You have to wear a dress onstage. You need to be more feminine.'
It's funny to be a critic.
I wish I had a funny story.
— Leslie Easterbrook
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
I have a funny mental framework when I do physics. I create an imaginary audience in my head to explain things to - it is part of the way I think. For me, teaching and explaining, even to my imaginary audience, is part of the process.
— Leonard Susskind
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
— Leo Durocher
Communism is like one big phone company.
