It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say.
— Kenneth Branagh
I never did standup before. It just looked like it was really hard, looked like there was like up days and down days - and I'm too emotionally unstable for that. I need to always be funny and always be loved.
— Kenan Thompson
I don't think films about working class people are sad at all; I think they're funny and lively and invigorating and warm and generous and full of good things.
— Ken Loach
It's funny how you can say performing is in the blood, and if I'm considered a performer being an actor, then it's certainly in the blood.
— Kelvin Fletcher
When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would.
— Kelly Ripa
It's funny, I'd rather be known as a writer who crafted a really nice piece about women's friendships over time. But that doesn't roll off the tongue like 'YouTube sensation.'
— Kelly Corrigan
It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching 'SVU.' It's funny. And it's always the reruns.
— Kelli Giddish
By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It's funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.
— Kellan Lutz
The older I got, the more willing I was to go into the Southern vernacular, because some of it's funny.
— Keith Jackson
I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto.
— Keir Gilchrist
I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.
— Keenen Ivory Wayans
I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.
— Keegan-Michael Key
Being funny was something I was doing before I understood what that even was. Now I'm making a career out of it.
— Kayvan Novak
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, they made it cool to be funny and to be embarrassed and to look a thousand different ways and show a bunch of different areas of their lives.
— Kay Cannon
You just tell a good story where you're funny and it makes people laugh.
I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.
— Katy Perry
I make funny videos. I hate saying I'm a comedian because then people stick their finger in your face and demand you tell a joke. But the other thing people call me is 'a YouTube sensation,' which is even worse.
— Katie Nolan
My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.
— Kendall Jenner
I was always pretty funny with my friends.
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
— Ken Kesey
My son is such a lover, such a caretaker and so funny. He's seven, and he genuinely cracks me up. And my daughter is a fearless powerhouse. They fill me with wonder and admiration.
— Kelly Sue DeConnick
I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier.
— Kelly Bishop
It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that.
Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something.
— Kel Mitchell
I like jokes and one-liners. I enjoy entertaining and making people laugh, being the funny man. But when I'm launched into unfamiliar environments I shut down, and as I relax then my character emerges.
— Keith Flint
It's funny: I don't listen to too much rap. I don't listen to too much older hip-hop. If I do, it's Ja Rule.
— Kehlani
I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.
— Keanu Reeves
When someone shouts 'Skins' at you, its funny the first time. But after a hundred times, you think, 'I do have a name.'
— Kaya Scodelario
'Bridesmaids,' I think, opened up a door to allow women to show a bunch of different women in different ways of being funny. It was kind of like an arrival moment.
There's a lot of stupid men out there who feel like makeup is a betrayal of the truth, and that is so funny to me.
— Katya Zamolodchikova
That is the job of a comedian: To take unpleasant subject matter and forcibly, with his hands, wring the funny out of it.
— Katt Williams
You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.
When I started acting, doing theater stuff at a young age, I was always the comic relief-type roles, so I knew I had a funny bone and could make groups of people laugh, but I didn't really take it seriously until I started getting paid on a weekly basis; then I was like, 'Oh, well, this could be a lifestyle.'
To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was all about just creating funny stuff, to being on a network show, and the pressures of that, and getting to know the new people who were involved in it. There was a learning curve for me. But it was an education.
— Ken Marino
I find it funny that I'm a pin-up.
There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.
It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!
— Kelly Osbourne
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions become necessary, when they aren't camp, that, to me, is magic. I've done musical comedies and enjoyed them, but subject matter that's deeper and more realistic is always what's appealed to me most.
— Kelli O'Hara
See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them.
I went to private school for a very long time, and we always wore uniforms. Then in third grade, I switched to a public school, so I was so excited to wear what I wanted on the first day. I remember I chose this orange hoodie with a skirt, and it's so funny when I think about it now because my style really hasn't changed that much.
— Keke Palmer
What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there.
— Keith David
I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
The funny thing about children is that, whichever room we're in, that's where they'll be. If I'm in the bath, they'll want to be in there too, playing with the toothbrush pot or brushing my hair.
— Keeley Hawes
I put my parents through mini hell with my laziness and poor grades, so I love making them laugh when they see me on television. When I work, I'm always thinking, 'Would my mother find this funny?' The belly-laugh jokes will hit her every time.
I went to go see 'Final Destination' which you have to be 17 and over to see and they're like 'Uh, we need to see your I.D.' Here's the really funny thing is that I actually had done my hair and makeup that day. If I don't do my hair and makeup I can understand it but I had actually made an effort to look older.
— Kay Panabaker
I didn't set out to write some female-empowering movie; I just wanted to write a funny college comedy.
I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.
I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people.
