My community grew on social media because I don't exclude anybody from any walk of life. The videos that I create are seen throughout the world and are funny no matter what language you speak.
— GloZell
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
— Gloria Steinem
Funny money has always been the reason housing prices have risen too fast. First, it was liar loans and negative-amortizing mortgages, where the total amount you owed increased rather than decreased every month. We all know how that ended, with the global financial crisis of 2008.
— Glenn Kelman
I don't think anyone in my family was funny.
— Glenn Danzig
You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.
— Glen Hansard
Inspiration strikes at very funny times.
— Gillian Jacobs
The funny thing, I guess, is that my husband ended up being the muse of a book about the worst marriage in the world, because if he hadn't consistently said, 'Don't censor yourself, don't worry about me' - if he'd been anxious and worried about it - then it would never have gotten written.
— Gillian Flynn
It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, don't laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if that's funny, then you laugh. If it's not, you don't laugh - or at very worst, you can leave quietly.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.
I always try to find something funny in any situation.
— Gilbert Arenas
I usually stalk fans because I think they're really funny on Twitter. They don't know it, but I'll just go through their timelines, and if something is happening in the media, I always read fan accounts instead of the news because they have all the info and make the funniest jokes about it, so that's how I get my gossip - by stalking fans.
— Gigi Hadid
I'm funny with food, even if it's vegan. I like it well well, well, well done. I don't want anything there that reminds me of blood. I get mine extra well done. That way, when I look at it, I'm like, 'Okay, cool.'
— Ghostface Killah
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
— Gertrude Stein
I'm not really into destiny, but it's funny - I bumped into a woman who told me about an audition, and now I have a BAFTA.
— Georgina Campbell
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
— George Saunders
There's nothing funny about violence. Death is a real thing.
— George Pelecanos
My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny.
You know, it's funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life.
— Gloria Estefan
One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.
— Glenn Howerton
Rock Hudson. He was an absolute human being. Charming, funny, real.
— Glenda Jackson
I don't look at certain things on TV anymore. I don't listen to certain music anymore. I make sure my kids don't listen to it. It's funny because back in the days I could look at comedy shows and all kind of stuff and you didn't even realize how much cursing it had in it.
— Ginuwine
I've always wanted to work with Elizabeth Banks. She's so talented and funny, and she's become this force of nature - directing, producing. Being around her is kind of inspiring.
It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.
— Gillian Anderson
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.
I check out my MySpace. I'll go on sites to see what's funny on YouTube.
High school is when I started to get my sense of fashion together. My queen was Candice Swanepoel, who is a friend of mine now, which is kind of funny, but in high school, I was obsessed. I love her street style: she is always in cool boyfriend jeans, boots, and an awesome coat, which is very much like what I wear.
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
I have played old ladies since I was 17 years old, and very convincingly. I've always looked funny and was too tall to play the leads and so had to play the grandmothers.
— Geraldine Page
I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy.
— George Takei
It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore.
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
— George Orwell
Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real.
It's a funny thing, life... as much as you don't want the sun to come up, it comes up the next day. Life continues on and you have to make a choice in how you handle it.
— Glenn McGrath
It's funny I'm talking to 'Rolling Stone' right now, because back then, it was like, 'Punk rock? Put it back. It's just a flash in the pan.'
I'm not really a line type of guy. I mean, pick-up lines work for some guys. You gotta really sell that thing hard. I did try one pick-up line, and it failed miserably. I thought it was really funny, but the girl didn't find it very funny.
— Glen Powell
I've never worked in my natural accent, having studied so hard to get rid of it when I moved to England as a child where I was bullied at school for 'talking funny.'
— Gina Bellman
It's funny shooting movies because you get to see clubs during daylight hours, which no one should ever see - it's not pretty; there's a reason the lighting is dim in there.
It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode.
— Giles Duley
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
I don't play roulette, but it's funny: whenever somebody I know is going to Vegas, I'm like, 'Put it on black.'
Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes on there, but I think people have a better sense of humor on Twitter.
It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.
It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.
— Georgina Chapman
I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes - would get a lot of likes and shares.
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
— George S. Kaufman