A man is sorry to be honest for nothing.
— Ovid
I feel sorry for straight people.
— Olly Alexander
People step on my feet, and I say I'm sorry.
— Nina Tassler
'Teen Moms!' I started watching them like the first two seasons, and I stopped. I stopped because they are too young. I feel sorry for them. And I didn't watch that show 'Hoarders.' That thing would made my skin crawl.
— NeNe Leakes
Sorry, public speaking isn't really my strong side.
— Naomi Osaka
You pity the fool because you don't want to beat up a fool! You know, pity is between sorry and mercy. See, if you pity him, you know, you won't have to beat him up. So that's why I say fools, you gotta give another chance because they don't know no better. That's why I pity them!
— Mr. T
When I think of the person that I thought was Bill Clinton, I think he had genuine remorse. When I think of the person that I now see is 100 percent politician, I think he's sorry he got caught.
— Monica Lewinsky
For starters, let's dispense with the cheap jokes about cannibalism. That means cracks about giving an arm and a leg - sorry - for a good book on the subject, or similar tasteless - sorry, again - attempts to make the subject more palatable - last one.
— Mitchell Zuckoff
I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before the end of the class, I come out of the cupboard and go, 'Sorry I'm late.'
— Miranda Hart
Roger became a part of me, and when he went off the deep end and became a mad snake, I felt sorry for him.
— Michael Zaslow
I'm really busted up over this and I'm very, very sorry to those people in the audience, the blacks, the Hispanics, whites - everyone that was there that took the brunt of that anger and hate and rage and how it came through.
— Michael Richards
When people performing on the public's behalf feel intimidated, it's a sorry affair.
— Michael Frome
The Founding Fathers would be sorry to see that America had become so divided and factionalized.
— Michael Beschloss
I'm calling from my car, I'm sorry, I'm like running around like crazy.
— Melissa Joan Hart
I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I watch, she's not late night, but in terms of the comedian genre, is Ellen DeGeneres - love her.
— Megyn Kelly
We celebrated Christmas. Not religiously, but we did the tree and the lights. Hannukah always seemed not quite as thrilling - Sorry to my Jewish brothers and sisters! But when you're a kid, Santa and all that, you know, that really trumps the menorah. So we did Christmas.
— Matthew Broderick
I am genuinely sorry that my attendance at an event which, other than my comments, appears to have primarily involved a discussion of cockfighting, has created concern on the part of many Kentucky voters.
— Matt Bevin
We are deeply sorry for the loss of anything - from your luggage to, of course, a loved pet.
— Oscar Munoz
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
— Norman Wisdom
I feel sorry for generations of Labour voters and supporters who must look and wonder what on earth has gone wrong and what Labour is for.
— Nicola Sturgeon
Here's the thing about standup directing: not that hard. As I said on Twitter one day, or maybe it was Instagram - sorry, I want to keep my platforms straight - it's essentially the same five shots over and over again. Seven if you're ambitious.
— Neal Brennan
I'm disgusted by babies, and I'm so sorry, I'm just being honest. They make me sick.
— Nadya Suleman
When I went to prom, I was in a group picture, and a parent zoomed in and took the picture of only me. I was weirded out, and later he was like, 'Sorry, I was sending that to my sister.'
— Morgan Saylor
I'm sorry to say cancer can kill you, but it doesn't make you a better person.
— Molly Ivins
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
— Mitch Hedberg
No one leaves the edit room thinking, 'Yeah, I nailed that one!' Everyone I know goes into their first premiere or their first screening thinking, 'I screwed up so bad. I'm sorry, I messed up.' It's just a real common feeling.
— Mike Mills
I've always found it hard to say sorry.
— Michael Sheen
I don't mind dying if I have to, but I'm damned if I want to pay for the guarantee. I'm sorry.
— Michael Landon
Anything is possible. I've got a few more miles in me. I'm not going to feel sorry for myself.
— Michael Flatley
I was born in Orange County - in Santa Ana. My dad is from California. I was raised on the East Coast. My first two years were in California, but I claim East Coast. I'm sorry, I don't rep California.
— Michael B. Jordan
So I'm sorry, I'm going to continue to talk to the people, because I do believe that if they get to know you and what you are as a human being, they can more appreciate what you are as a performer.
— Mel Torme
I'm a big comfort eater, so if I'm feeling sorry for myself, I'll just stuff my face.
— Maxine Peake
I'm not going to whine or get depressed. Who's going to feel sorry for me? Nobody.
— Matt Lauer
I'm sorry for Italian football; there's no desire to improve Italian football.
— Massimiliano Allegri
I have this complex that if I walk into a place wearing a colorful shirt someone will stop me and say, 'I'm sorry, but the Latin band comes through the other door.'
— Oscar de la Renta
Given the pervasive secrecy of the Bush-Cheney administration, and the sorry consequences of that disposition, President Barack Obama's early emphasis on openness in government seems almost inevitable.
— Noah Feldman
In high school the very first job I got was I worked as a cashier in Burgerville, which is this fast food place in Oregon. I kind of grew up to be a spoiled little kid so my dad was like, 'You're going to get a job for the summer!' I was this clueless immigrant like, 'May I take your order? Sorry sir, I don't know what I'm doing!'
— Nico Santos
I look to TJ for inspiration in so many ways. One thing I learned from him is not to feel sorry for yourself.
— Natalya Neidhart
Don't feel sorry for me.
— Muhammad Ali
And I felt sorry, and I have felt bad about what happened.
Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left; there's nothing you can do about being born liberal - fish gotta swim, and hearts gotta bleed.
I like to say what I think, and if it happens to push buttons, sorry.
— Miranda Lambert
Oddly enough, Asians are a much smaller 'minority' than African Americans in this country. But because Asians are so successful, college admission officers don't feel sorry for them, so they are not a preferred 'minority.'
— Mike Gallagher
A lot of the times when I've auditioned for parts in America, the answer is, 'Sorry, we need a bigger name.'
I like to think I'm a good, kind person who does the right thing, but I don't ever feel sorry for someone who didn't get the part that I got. Not for one second.
— Michael Kelly
And if I were the president, I'd go out there and I'd emphasize the things I have done, and I'd say, 'Some things haven't worked, and I'm sorry about that, but I keep trying.' And I'm - and I think the president is a very viable candidate, and you're going to have a real horse race here no matter who the Republican nominee is.
— Michael Bloomberg
I don't feel sorry for myself.
— Memphis Depay
It's a very basic, simple idea, isn't it - saying thank you, saying sorry - and in the overcomplicated, over-busy world we live in it is very powerful.
— Mel Giedroyc
I'm sorry, but I can't make a movie with the blonde from 'ER' who is starring in every single bad romantic comedy.
— Matthew Fox
I went through a phase where people would introduce me at parties as a cartoonist, and everybody felt sorry for me. 'Oh, Matt's a cartoonist.' Then people further feeling sorry for me would ask me to draw Garfield. Because I'm a cartoonist, draw Snoopy or Garfield or something.
— Matt Groening
