If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.
— Olin Miller
What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.
It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
One of the best things people could do for their descendents would be to sharply limit the number of them.
A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.
Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.
If you realize you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today.
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.