Less is more, unless you're Al Gore.
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
True change takes place in the imagination.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
You should examine yourself daily. If you find faults, you should correct them. When you find none, you should try even harder.
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
There is no such thing as a good tax.
Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
If you're not first, you're last.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.
It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
Large skepticism leads to large understanding. Small skepticism leads to small understanding. No skepticism leads to no understanding.
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict.
All warfare is based on deception.
Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words.
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.
There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it.
It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
If you done it, it ain't bragging.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.